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I think about the “I desPISE YOUR FOOT WEAR” vine a lot

  #mine    #seriously    #middle of class i think about this  
Harry: Alright now we're gonna learn expelliarmus.
Some lil twit in the DA: but isn't that kind of a pansy-ass spell?
Harry: I have LITERALLY USED THIS AGAINST THE DARK LORD HIMSELF, TAKE A SEAT SON.
metaknight7047:

A majestic Katie used rest
It’s super effective

metaknight7047:

A majestic Katie used rest
It’s super effective

  #never forget  
urbanmongoose:

Normal cats shake their butt when they’re about to pounce on something. Polly shakes her head. .-.

urbanmongoose:

Normal cats shake their butt when they’re about to pounce on something. Polly shakes her head. .-.

lady-of-sunspear:

Marvel minimal posters

bigenderbeatnik:

bluntasaurus-sex:

america

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terrible-beauty:

IM SO SATISFIED

anothersaxophonist:

rest rest REST REST REST REST REST REST

anothersaxophonist:

rest rest REST REST REST REST REST REST

cephalopodvictorious:

roarkshop:

natvarmac:

datunofficialdisneyprincess:

theassofremylebeau:

Best lesson from a Disney movie

This is an underrated movie

This is a grossly underrated movie.

Can I take a minute to rant? Good. Cuz I’m gonna.

I FLOVE this movie. And I HATE all the stupid hatred it gets. For a long time the buzz was “finally a black princess yay!” and now everyone is like “Fuck this movie, first black princess and she spends the whole movie a frog.”

You know what? Fuck that. Because Ariel spent a good majority of the movie not talking. Mulan spent the majority of the move pretending to be a man. Aurora and Snow White? Asleep (Hardly in the movie at all). They’re all just plot devices, not designed to take away from the traits of the women. 

And you know what else? Unlike some of the other princesses, Tiana is in control of her destiny every step of the way. When she turns into the frog does she lose hope and need rescuing? Hell naw. She busts Naveen over the head and gets the job done. She is consistently responsible and capable even after having her dreams crushed and turning into a freaking frog. 

So don’t tell me that Tiana is “less than” just because she gets turned into a frog. She’s still one of the most hardworking, badass, and capable chicks in animated history and I love her like crazy cakes. 

the end. 

Also? She’s based on a real person. A real woman who is 91 and is still cooking in her kitchen. She’s still widely respected in the culinary community, she’s fed presidents, she’s had songs written about her and her restaurants. She’s 91, and she still wakes up every morning to run things, because she still believes in hard work and good food. And if you don’t think that’s truly fantastic, then you can just fuck right off.

  #wow this is good  

ororosmunroe:

wintersoldeirs:

instead of putting tony stark in everything we should just put sam wilson in everything who agrees c’mon let’s start a revolt

  (via kamalaskadoosh)

  #i second this so hard  

edwardvanelric:

What do you mean this didn’t happen

doublemaximusart:

Dani and Billy from Hocus Pocus. I love how Billy kept her safe within the salt circle :3

doublemaximusart:

Dani and Billy from Hocus Pocus. I love how Billy kept her safe within the salt circle :3

  #!!!!  

cyclopentadiene:

Look I did a thing.

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

Parents of the year since the 90’s